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      <title>smoke weed everyday</title>
      <description>weed will be legal in the vatican before kansas</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2026 03:42:00 CST</pubDate>
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      <title>fuck my chungus life</title>
      <description>bruhh my job fired me!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2026 05:17:00 CST</pubDate>
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      <title>i hatched today</title>
      <description>happy birthing to me... did u know i share the same exact birthday as the pokemon anime</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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